I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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