i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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