I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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