Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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