just come out here and I will go home with you...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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