Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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