I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was born a porn star she said
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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