I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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