He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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