About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard