I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window