Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.