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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....

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  which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?

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• (516): View more from New York

  is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  We're like a dynamic duo.

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  Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh god establish a safe word

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  I'm going to! Pineapple.

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