Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.