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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed

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  you smoke with your eyes?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now

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  sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  :)

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• (512): View more from Texas

  clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time

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  swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel

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