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  listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Ridin mah bike see you on the moon

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• (727): View more from Florida

  he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome

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• (714): View more from California

  I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.

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