So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just come out here and I will go home with you...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Do vagina's smell?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity