its not stalking. its research.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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