well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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