I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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