After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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