Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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