im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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