I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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