Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I will pee on everything he values.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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