You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
no you cant smoke seaweed
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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