No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
