Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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