I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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