question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wish i was in the wii world.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
this is an emotional support booty call
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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