the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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