but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
