he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I seem to have left my pride at pride
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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