Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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