My brain says no but my pants say off.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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