yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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