u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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