Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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