Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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