the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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