Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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