perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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