are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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