I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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