I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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