How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize