did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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