BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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