it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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