i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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