He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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