yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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