I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
