i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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