He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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