Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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