wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
