the day after is always just damage control
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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