are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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