Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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