i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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