But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
