porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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